Rebecca's Party

Marv: Small guy, looks kind of like a rat, expert with dagger, could steal the melanin off a ~~dwarf~~dwarf, would have an Italian accent if it wasn't so racist

Jack: Looks like every white guy ever, water magic master, extremely boring at ~~parties~~parties, definitely does fantasy heroin

Heather: Creation mage, quiet voice, slight build, brown hair, has a secret crush on Rebecca, hiding a secret by ~~omission~~omission, the secret is she's not a girl and just likes to dress as one

Jessie: The most awful person you’ll ever meet, would sell her own mother (and did), basically a fantasy gopnik

Rebecca: actual psychopath, vampire, very gay, only drinks women’s blood, has a secret crush on Heather, master ~~thief~~thief, has known Heather for 20 years and doesn't know she's a man; nobody has ever accused Rebecca of being observant

Hamlin: Absolute unit, built like a bear, hides all his muscles under his priest robes, big rasputin ~~beard~~beard, knows everything

Vicky: very attractive young woman turned into a vampire by Rebecca; Rebecca refuses to comment on if it was because she was horny (she was)

Serge: Drab, quiet young man turned into a vampire by Rebecca by mistake, Vicky's boyfriend/fiance/husband, depending on who you ask. Soft-spoken, but completely adored by Vicky.