Rebecca's Party

Marv: Small guy, looks kind of like a rat, expert with dagger, could steal the melanin off a dwarf, probably looks like a Jersey Shore reject

Jack (Jacob O'Malley): Looks like every white guy ever, water magic master, extremely boring at parties, definitely does fantasy heroin

Heather Dorchaidhe, the Moonfall Prince: Creation mage, quiet voice, slight build, brown hair, has a secret crush on Rebecca, hiding a secret by omission, the secret is she's not a girl and just likes to dress as one; doesn't actually want to be a girl

Jessie Vindicar: The most awful person you’ll ever meet, would sell her own mother (and did), basically a fantasy gopnik

Rebecca Montague: actual psychopath, vampire, only drinks women’s blood, has a secret crush on Heather, master thief, has known Heather for 10 years and doesn't seem to know Heather is a man; nobody has ever accused Rebecca of being observant

Hamlin DeFountain: Absolute unit, built like a bear, hides all his muscles under his priest robes, big rasputin beard, knows everything

Vicky Valorian: very attractive young woman turned into a vampire by Rebecca; Rebecca refuses to comment on if it was because she was horny (she was), extremely rich family

Serge: Drab, quiet young man turned into a vampire by Rebecca by mistake, Vicky's boyfriend/fiance/husband, depending on who you ask. Soft-spoken, but completely adored by Vicky