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Rebecca's Party

Year 764

Marv: Small guy, looks kind of like a rat, expert with dagger, could steal the melanin off a dwarf, probably looks like a Jersey Shore reject

Jack (Jacob O'Malley): Looks like every white guy ever, water magic master, extremely boring at parties, definitely does fantasy heroin

Heather Dorchaidhe, the Moonfall Prince: Creation mage, quiet voice, slight build, brown hair, has a secret crush on Rebecca, hiding a secret by omission, the secret is she's not a girl and just likes to dress as one; doesn't actually want to be a girl

Jessie Vindicar: The most awful person you’ll ever meet, would sell her own mother (and did), basically a fantasy gopnik

Rebecca Montague: actual psychopath, vampire, only drinks women’s blood, has a secret crush on Heather, master thief, has known Heather for 10 years and doesn't seem to know Heather is a man; nobody has ever accused Rebecca of being observant

Hamlin DeFountain: Absolute unit, built like a bear, hides all his muscles under his priest robes, big rasputin beard, knows everything

Vicky Valorian: very attractive young woman turned into a vampire by Rebecca; Rebecca refuses to comment on if it was because she was horny (she was), extremely rich family

Serge: Drab, quiet young man turned into a vampire by Rebecca by mistake, Vicky's boyfriend/fiance/husband, depending on who you ask. Soft-spoken, but completely adored by Vicky

Year 770

Marvin: Head of Security of the Ashe Manor, takes his job extremely seriously, still looks like a rat, can disappear if you look away for even a second

Jacob O'Malley: The Duchess's personal bodyguard at all public events, and Head Butler of the Ashe Manor. uses his skills at water magic to redirect guests away from areas they're not supposed to be, still extremely boring at parties, quit fantasy heroin after the Duchess made him stop

Heather Dorchaidhe, the Moonfall Prince: Rebecca made him stop dressing like a girl in public, turned it into a private fetish for their bedroom time instead, but much more elaborate, coming to terms with the fact that the Duchess wants dozens of kidskids, still technically outranks all other rusalki

Duchess Rebecca Ashe: actual psychopath, the worst kind of noblewoman (a smart one), plans to start a bloody war to unify Southern Karand, definitely does weird sex stuff with her husbandhusband, definitely Lawful Evil

Hamlin DeFountain: Everybody just ignores the fact he sleeps in the same room as the Duchess, nobody wants to process that just yetyet, the very personification of the concept of Order itself

Victoria Ashe:Valorian: Personal vampire assassin of the Duchess, has disgusting sex habits that will getgot her stakedkilled onein day771

Serge Ashe: Husband of Victoria, has grown a backbone, is going to stakemisses his wife himselfbut one day if she can'won't controladmit herself,it, personal vampire spy of the Duchess.